So, Bob and I were at the K-Mart in Palatine after test driving a ‘94 Ford Escort, when this old man walks by. At first, we didn’t care because it was just an old man in a red flannel shirt and some slacks. No big deal, right? Wrong. As we look at the car’s tires, we hear this "PFFFFZZZZT!" sound coming from somewhere around some trees by the apartments just across the way. When we look to see what was making the noises, we notice the old man still walking by and hear the noises once or twice more. Now, I think I saw his mouth moving, indicating he was making the noises with his mouth, but I’m not 100% sure. For all we know, the guy was farting from the other end. We’re not sure why he was making the noises, either, just that he was making them. It took a while for us to stop laughing.
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