Following Hersch’s lead, here’s what my Gmail shows me:
I had fifty invites earlier, but I just sent one, two, three, four, five, six, seven of them out. I don’t feel like feeding these invites to the spooler, so if you want one, kindly post a comment with one good reason that I should send you an invite. Leave your name and e-mail address in the appropriate fields. Your e-mail address will not be posted with your comment, but I reserve the right to one day post e-mail addresses with comments. I do not intend to do that, but since I have no privacy policy on this site, I’ll just leave it at that.
I guess I’ll just horde these invites to myself. And I have fifty again!