http://ask-mark.com/2007/06/22/lose-bowel-control-lose-weight/ go ahead, ask me anything! Tue, 09 Feb 2010 06:23:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 http://ask-mark.com/2007/06/22/lose-bowel-control-lose-weight/comment-page-1/#comment-8981 Knux the Fox Tue, 10 Feb 2009 21:52:39 +0000 http://ask-mark.com/2007/06/22/lose-bowel-control-lose-weight/#comment-8981 Of course, Alli is a toned-down version of the prescription drug Xenical which had similar "Treatment effects". My mom and I would always crack up when they said "Some side effects may include gas with oily discharge and uncontrollable diarrhea." Personally, I don't much like diarrhea, but I would prefer to be able to have control over it. Imagine giving a speech in front of thousands of people, and all the sudden... You have slimy, smelly ooze coming out of your pants legs. "Oh, it's nothing to worry about, ladies and gentlemen. I'm just experiencing the treatment effects of Alli." Oh, that makes it okay for someone to crap themselves royally in front of all those people. However, on the other hand, I've not come across a single instance where such a thing has happened. Of course, Alli is a toned-down version of the prescription drug Xenical which had similar “Treatment effects”. My mom and I would always crack up when they said “Some side effects may include gas with oily discharge and uncontrollable diarrhea.” Personally, I don’t much like diarrhea, but I would prefer to be able to have control over it. Imagine giving a speech in front of thousands of people, and all the sudden… You have slimy, smelly ooze coming out of your pants legs. “Oh, it’s nothing to worry about, ladies and gentlemen. I’m just experiencing the treatment effects of Alli.” Oh, that makes it okay for someone to crap themselves royally in front of all those people. However, on the other hand, I’ve not come across a single instance where such a thing has happened.

]]> http://ask-mark.com/2007/06/22/lose-bowel-control-lose-weight/comment-page-1/#comment-8190 VoW Tue, 17 Jul 2007 21:14:11 +0000 http://ask-mark.com/2007/06/22/lose-bowel-control-lose-weight/#comment-8190 I feel that too many people have passed up the opportunity to use the phrase "shit yourself fit!" as an alternate pitch for this pill... I feel that too many people have passed up the opportunity to use the phrase “shit yourself fit!” as an alternate pitch for this pill…

]]> http://ask-mark.com/2007/06/22/lose-bowel-control-lose-weight/comment-page-1/#comment-8180 Jeff Ventura Sun, 24 Jun 2007 16:19:27 +0000 http://ask-mark.com/2007/06/22/lose-bowel-control-lose-weight/#comment-8180 Very similar "alli" post <a href="http://gracefulflavor.net/2007/06/23/translation-from-marketing-speak-to-plain-english-of-allis-weight-loss-propaganda/" rel="nofollow">here</a>. Very similar “alli” post here.

]]> http://ask-mark.com/2007/06/22/lose-bowel-control-lose-weight/comment-page-1/#comment-8179 Scott Sat, 23 Jun 2007 19:21:18 +0000 http://ask-mark.com/2007/06/22/lose-bowel-control-lose-weight/#comment-8179 Haven't we seen this before AKA Olestra cuasing anal leakage due to lack of bodily absorption? Haven’t we seen this before AKA Olestra cuasing anal leakage due to lack of bodily absorption?

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