Here is a tongue in cheek letter to President Bush that suggests a way to help in Iraq. I won’t spoil it any more than the title does, so go ahead and read it over at McSweeney’s Internet Tendency (no apparent relation to David McSweeney, the ultra-conservative that ran against Melissa Bean last year).
“…we all know that guns don’t kill people, people kill people. All a semiautomatic does is discharge 75 poor choices per minute.
Remember that so-called assault-weapons ban we had? What happened there? Thugs merely adapted and replaced drive-by shootings with drive-by pillow smotherings, and no one was any safer.”
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Fantastic.