If you are a television news reporter who is reporting on a bird infestation, don’t look up if a bird leaves a present on your shoulder. It only leads to bad news:
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The guy had a good sense of humor about it until he got it in the mouth… Which, admittedly (and yet ironically), will ruin anyone’s shit-eating grin.
ROFLMAO!
Seriously. And if you know there’s a pooping bird above you, and you really really want to look up, why oh why wouldn’t you keep your mouth closed?