Things are going pretty well thusfar. The cohabitating is at the same time strange and normal. The first week was odd - it was less romance, more business. Like, getting things done around the apartment, and not really “enjoying” the living together aspect. That has balanced out in subsequent days. Two weeks living together and […]
1. I think my roommate ate the last of my Strawberry Jelly. Which means instead of a toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwich like I was PLANNING to have - which was to be my reward for finishing my paper early this morning - I had to have a toasted peanut butter and blackberry preserves […]
My roommate uses the cutting board as a plate.
My roommate eats my food.
Tupperware does not go in the cabinet where pots and pans are stored! It goes in the TUPPERWARE cabinet!!
Baking sheets do not go in the tupperware cabinet, nor in the pots and pans cabinet, nor in the dishes cabinet. THEY GO IN THE BAKING SHEET CABINET!!!
Why is the pizza cutter in the baking sheet cabinet? […]
You know how, when you’re all alone, you sometimes sing to yourself? Like in the shower, or as you’re washing dishes, etc. you’ll sing a few lines from a favorite song? My roommate (not the phantom socks one, but the other) does this, but not when he’s alone. Rather, he sings aloud to himself all […]
Our sink is split in half. The half on the left is where foodstuffs can go down the drain, because it has a disposal; the half on the right should be all-liquid all the time.
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Once again, let’s go over this. Left side - solid particles. Right side - no rinsy offy!!!
Phantom socks still remain…
A pair of white gym socks are currently hanging out by the arm of our couch. They have been there for three days. As such, I must conclude that they are the spirits of socks thrown out by this apartment’s previous owner, and their grief (being so strong as to restore them to corporeal form) […]
So, I have added a new category for my posts. It’s titled, “Living With Boys.” I was inspired to create this category because I just got done cleaning the bathrooms. Now, let me preface this by letting you all know that our aparment has two bathrooms (technically, one and a half, according to design terminology, […]