Archive for November, 2005

The Misadventures – From then to Now

I think I have insomnia. I haven’t slept more than a couple hours a night and then I’m wide a-frickin-wake (<– you can do that…linguistically, I mean, I don’t remember the exact term, but you can do that).

The last few days of the trip were a blur. Honestly, nothing too exciting happened that y’all don’t already know about. Now that my head’s all mussed up from the International Date Line…I don’t really remember too much of the last couple days other than malls. We went to a lot of malls.

So all in all the Philippines ain’t as bad as it can be made out to be.

The Misadventures – There’s No Place Like Home

I have returned home only to be stricken with insomnia. More about that in a moment…

Friday the 11th of November 2005:
Fog Rolling Down the Mountains

We left Baguio City today and I couldn’t help but think about how much I liked it there. Okay, yeah, I admit that I’m overly American on various different levels, but all in all, it is a beautiful place to visit.

That was definitely my impression as the fog came rolling through the mountains on the drive down. Despite the slightly overcast sky, I couldn’t help but wish I had a camera. But then again, I don’t know that a photo could really do it any justice. It’s something one has to see in person, me thinks.

All of this made me marvel at Mother Nature and all the seemingly impossible things that can happen because of Her. It encourages me to travel the world beyond concrete and skyscrapers.

Later that evening…:
“This is the life — they have an AirCon in the CR!”

We’re back in a metropolis of sorts. Technically it’s San Juan, a suburb of Manila. But truly, it doesn’t seem any different to me. Manila and its surroundings are such a contrast to the City of Pines. I think I preferred Baguio City a little more.

We’re staying with my Uncle Ben and Auntie Jo, who are in no way blood related to us but have been friends of my father so long they’re as close as kin. Unble Ben and my dad have been friends since the third grade and they met Auntie Jo in the sixth. My memories of these two generally involve shopping.

They have a big house in San Juan — as well a summer house we’re staying at tomorrow in Tagatay, another mountain city an hour away from Manila, and as I discovered later, a condo in the almost finished Shang Towers. The last time I visited, I was so impressed by it all – the house, the servents, the seeming grandeur this young American was unfamiliar with – that I exclaimed, “This is the life!” My recollection of this declaration is very vague, but it sounds like something my nine-year-old self would say.

We went to dinner at a seafood restaurant, very prisitine and decidedly Chinese. It was a newly built establishment and still had the “new building” look to it.

“They have an AirCon in the CR,” Auntie Jo tells me. Translation for you non-Flip Americans: “There’s an air conditioner in the bathroom.”

“Oh,” is all I can say. I’m not going to lie, that information didn’t really mean anything to me.

“This is very impressive,” Dad explains. At my still blank expression, Auntie Jo continues, “This is kind of third world and most restuarants in the Philippines only have an AirCon for the main dining area.”

I think about this for a moment. Yeah, I confess, there is a lot I take for granted.

I think about my mom’s side of the family in San Pablo down in Laguna and the way she was raised versus my father. If we had lived here would I have had an “Ate” like my cousins to look after me? Or would I have been reared by my actual kin like my mom’s side? The thought of having servants both delights and daunts me. I can’t imagine relying on someone to do menial tasks like making the coffee in the morning or washing the dishes, but at the same time, I’m not a fan of cleaning my room.

I wonder what kind of person I would have become…

Saturday the 12th of November 2005:
My American Palate – “They put cheese in the ice cream?”

If there’s anything about this trip I’ve become decidedly aware of it is the fact that I have a very American palate. It ain’t completely turned off by the foods considering I grew up on most of these dishes…but yeah, I guess I would agree with Chris O on the fact that it’s all rather flavorful.

We spent the weekend in Tagatay, an hour outside of Metro Manila – the happy, smoggy, not-as-dirty part of the city. On the way there, we ate at a tourist hot spot called Josephine’s, a restaurante that overlooked the Taal Volcano (yet another of Nature’s marvels I could not help but reflect upon). The food was perhaps the five star of Filipino dishes…and I hardly ate a thing.

Funny thing to me about Uncle Ben and Auntie Jo — the word “no” is hardly in their vocaublary. I ate what I could of the dishes I did know and liked and managed m’self a decent fill…but then my uncle was convinced it was barely enough and insisted that we have “dirty ice cream”, so named because it was sold by a street vendor.

“They have two flavors,” Uncle Ben tells me. “Cheese and Ube.”

I mentally gag at the prospect of Ube, the purple sweet yam that is as common to a Filipino dessert tray as say chocolate…too many quirky childhood memories of mixed expectations of flavor. I politely follow him to the “vendor” stationed in the foyer of the restaurant.

I take a picture with the vendor and order a cheese ice cream. They put cheese in the ice cream…like real bits of cheese, of which vintage, I was uncertain. But it was cheese. It’s definitely not the flavor I expected. It wasn’t horrific or anything…just odd. In retrospect, we put cheese in cake and think it’s pretty grand, right? Same concept.

My American palate was satiated that evening. We traversed, and by “traverse” I mean drove, some crazy ass terrain to get to this exclusive and remote restaurant called Antonio’s. It was such an expereience!

The first thing to tip me off just how elite this place was was the fact that there was a gate at the frickin’ roadway to the restaurant and if your name wasn’t on the list, well, you just drove the way hell out of the way to look at a gate.

There was such ambience to the place. If it hadn’t been raining earlier that evening, the cover of the veranda would have been opened up more exposing the surrounding foliage and the open sky. The table setting reminded me of a very high class wedding or black tie affair…not that I’ve really attended scores of these types of shindigs…but you know what I mean. I certainly felt underdressed in my hipster Levi’s and button down white shirt…in my Nike’s no less…but there didn’t seem to be too much of a dress code considering I saw people in far more casual clothing than I.

The menu was just as classy – yes, there was escargot (which ain’t half bad) and it involved salad, soup, bread, main course, coffee and dessert. Antonio himself came out to greet the customers and shake our hands. He explained how he prepared some of the dishes and from what country he learned how to do so in. I ordered the prime rib, of course, and oh yeah…crepes for dessert. My dad said it was the most he’d seen me eat the whole trip.

What can I say, I’m tragically American.

Misadventures – The Airport Lounge

Yet another quickie — of for the love of…get your minds out of the gutter!!! I’m writing from Narita Airport and have 26 minutes left before this computer will “shut down” on me. I will hopefully make it on a plane in the coming hours and be home.

Yup. It’s true. My birds are dead. Bummer.

I have such lovely parting gifts, though, including two cans of Royal Cola Tru-Grape and Tru-something that’s a tangerine like fruit that I can’t remember off the top of my head. You’ll all be dazzled and amazed.

We leave here around 7:00 Japan time on the 17th of November and make it home some time in the evening Chicago time of the same day. Does that seem right to you?

The further Misadventures will have to wait, so who knows if I’ll really even write about ‘em since I’ll be in the company of the people who read this thing anyway. (Does that sentence bother anyone else?)

Okay. Back to boredom. Almost finished with The Killer Angels so I can return TWO of the THREE books Da loaned me. Bought more while I was in Manila — Chris O, the books are cheaper here. More incentive for you come visit. ;-)

Partial Misadventure – You’ve got to be FUCKING kidding me!

All right. So this is a quick note. Pardon the title, but I’m pretty upset. I am never coming to the gorram Philippines again!! (Not literally, but like I said, I’m pretty upset) This would be the SECOND gorram fucking time that my stupid ass birds die while I’m in this gorram country. Soofa bitch! What a shitty birthday present from my brother if he is lying. Fuck to the 100th power. Oh yeah. That’s right. I said that. I’m really upset. I loved those birds. Sure. Laugh at me. Just birds. But they were MY birds. Mine. Hatched ‘em and everything. Stupid birds. Stupid dying. Stupid birthday.

Okay. Not going to start crying in a gorram internet lounge. Breathe. More pissed right now than cryin’. Okay. Yeah. Uh…my Moleskine is in the car so this is seriously a quick post.

Back in Manila. Still not dead. Have to say this: I lied. Manila really isn’t so bad. That first observation was based on Chinatown and the Old District. Seriously. You could come visit, any one of you so long as you have a Filipino with you in some aspect. I’ve seen more Westeners here than I have in Baguio and stuff. Really. All the rumors and stuff we’ve heard only apply to people who end up in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Nope. Still upset. Crying may ensue when I see their empty cage. I’m telling you this right now — if my brother is pulling my leg, I will be sooooo pissed. Happy they’re alive, but pissed.

Oh. And as it turns out, we’ll be leaving here Thursday. My birthday won’t be on a plane. It will still suck in a lot of ways cuz I can’t be where I’d be happy…but it will be okay here, I s’pose. Who am I kidding. Worst. Birthday. Ever.

Sorry to be such a downer. Seriously, this was going to be a better post until I read what happened to Birdie and Baby. :-(

Not dead. Sad. But not dead.

ETA: Uh…we will play when I come home, right? If I were the drinking sort, I’d need a few of ‘em. Supposedly I’ll be home around 6:00 Thursday night.

The Misadventures – “Ito Ang Tru!”

I think I just ate my weight in magoes. Mmmmm…mango goodness…

This may be my last time to use the computer before returning to Manila. There’s a good chance that I’m being a no good damn dirty liar in that respect, but hey, I was surprised I would be able to access one here for this long.

I’m reading The Killer Angels at present and I’m highly amused that they refer to the Bluecoats as “bluebellies” — very Firefly. I’m starting to see where Joss got his influence.

“Ito Ang Tru!” is the slogan for Royal Tru-Orange soda. My smile was an evil, mischievous one for very obvious reasons. Once again, I would like to point out that I am going to hell.

ETA: We’re going to SM — that’s “ShoeMart” for you non-Filipinos. Get your minds out of the gorram gutters! ;-)

Speaking of faith…

Dude — check out Whedonesque. I really really want to go and see an Off-Broadway show all of a sudden…

Roadtrip anyone? It would be shinier than Milwaukee I bet… ;-)

I’m so going to hell…

All things considered

I have to post this.

Joss Whedon is my Master now.

I heart Veronica Mars.

Joss and Veronica

The Misadventures – “Tonight on an all new episode of…”

Before I explain about the title, I have decided I am a bitch. This isn’t moving up or down from my usual “ass hole” it may be a strictly while I’m in the Philippines thing.

Here’s the deal: I am a bitch. I can’t help but think about my last post about the Philippines and think how…arrogant (?) I sound. I realize that it’s just different culture and some such…but I still think I’m being a jack ass.

Remember how I was referring to pretentious things. We moved from the apartelle to the frickin’ country club. Back to the “important family” thing. Everyone is…subservient. Sure, we do that in the States to a degree, but this just feels different. Weird even.

The room in the country club hotel is super swank. Pretty. Clean. American. I feel like an East Coast person a little. My dad is going to golf tomorrow.

I went horseback riding in the morning. Tiger was a runner. He certainly had his own agenda and it mostly involved eating grass. My guide kept urging me to take Tiger into a gallop and I would for a spell, but then I felt back cuz I think Tiger preferred to just amble his way about. I kept calling Tiger “puppy” because he reminded me a little bit of Lucy for some reason.

I thought of Amanda and my beloved sister today at lunch when we went to a place called “Eve’s Garden” — everything was organic. It tasted awesome. Certainly an experience.

About the title — last night while I was watching TV I couldn’t help but smile and laugh out loud when I saw commercials for the following TV shows: Tru Calling (which I admit, I did check out — they are totally still on Season 1), Angel: The Series (they’re on Season 5), Point Pleasant (a Marti Noxon show I didn’t get a chance to check out when it was on in the States. Point of interest — it replaced Tru Calling for a spell and then was replaced again by the show it once took the place of), and the BEST of all Joe Shmoe 2 (the contestant turned actress chick was just offered the script). Hilarious. (smacks Grant)

That’s all for now. It’s Wednesday here. Maybe a week left to go.

The Misadventures: Part 1

Time: Unknown
Place: Somewhere over the continental US
Destination: Tokyo, Japan
Date: Uh…I think it’s Nov. 4th..I know it’s Friday…that counts for something, right?

There are two men in my life I have become incredibly dependent upon. The first one I love very dearly…I could pretty much say that I’m in love with him the same way that I am Serenity. I protect him fiercely, I’m almost overprotective, really. He is my beloved.

The second has only recently come into my life. I was hell bent on not liking him – he was taking someone else’s place and I was pretty sure I wouldn’t like the change. I realized how ridiculous I was being and finally gave him a chance – it was only fair. Of course, his name has certainly endeared him to me more than “somewhat” — and he didn’t have to muss up anyone’s face to do it. Yeah, he’s pretty swank.

These are the men in my life. Pathetic and borderline unhealthy, I know. But it doesn’t make it any less true. I depend on them…my beloved John and my darling Mal…

I depend on them if anything to know the gorram time! Damn, I need a watch!

Thus begins the Misadventures of an Obviously American Cousin…


Time: Later…1:35 PM apparently
Place: Somewhere over Canada
Destination: Tokyo, Japan
Date: Pretty sure it’s still Friday…

Wow. International travel has certainly changed. Then again, the last time I flew out of the US, I was fifteen and on my way to Europe. They have these TVs build into the arm rests or head rests even in coach…even in the back of the plane! Pretty swank. I’m surprised I’m not taking advantage of the choice – and they do let you choose your movie.

There’s not a lot of people on this flight so being in the center aisle ain’t so bad – there are three whole seats between my mom and me. Lots of room to spread out some stuff. The seats are also bigger…or maybe it’s really just that it’s been so long they seem bigger.

There’s this screen in the front — like the kind you used to watch the movies on — and it just flashes information now: location, altitude, etc. I’ve seen all the screen now, in English and in Japanese, and I’m still fascinated by the bloomin’ thing.

Lots of things have changed in travel over ten years. It’s a toss up between being impressed and being daunted at how much technology has come to rule our lives.

At least one thing is still the same: the food is still questionable. Two things made it tolerabe — Pepsi and the not too crappy Kappa roll. The airline sushi was better than the actual entree. Does that seem right to you?


Time: Back to unknown
Place: Last time the screen was on, we were somewhere over Alaska fast approaching the Strait
Destination: Still Tokyo
Date: Friday…I think…we’re approaching that part of the world where the day starts over or goes ahead or something. Still not as cool as when it happens in Tru Calling but that may be because I’m biased (and going to hell)…

Score. The lunch box thing the lady handed me has M&Ms. Seriously. It’s just this box. Not nearly as cool as the ones with cartoon characters, but it sure is pretty. I’m going to keep it. AND I got another Pepsi. Sweet.


Time: Several hours into unknown
Place: Not on a deserted quirky semi-haunted LOST island but still on the gorram plane
Destination: Still Tokyo…although I would laugh if that’s not where we end up
Date: Still need a watch

Soofa bitch…I just finished Summer Sisters. I’m not even on the damn layover location and I’m already one book down. I knew I should have brought more books.

Anyway…about the book. Definitely the breeze read I had been craving. Me Da would be so proud of me for not abandoning the book despite certain events. :blush:

Now the question becomes: Read or Die…er, I mean Read or Write? I still think I’m screwed in Delamont. Shot myself in the foot as it were. Soofa bitch…


Time: About 7:00PM in Chicago…according to the clocks in the lobby
Place: Excel Hotel Tokyu (no, that’s how it’s spelled)
Destination: Soon to be Narita Airport, Tokyo
Date: We lost a day somewhere, so in my head it’s Saturday but honestly, I don’t know

I think my body knows it’s not in the States. I thought I’d be tired as hell since I didn’t really sleep on the plane…not so much. And after getting to the hotel still nothing. I thought I’d be hungry, too…but I don’t have much of an appetite either. I ate breakfast if anything because I know I’ll be hungry later.

So far, my first time in Japan is uneventful. It’s just a layover, after all. It’s a good thing I can get by in my Nihongo cuz I’ve already had to translate for my mom.

I finally get to stay in a hotel and it’s kinda boring. The only English channel is CNN…although, I watched this French movie for a spell. It’s kind of fun making things up for myself.

The shower was pretty swank. None of those little bottles but rather a dispenser so you can lather as much as you want without having to ration. Yeah, okay, random observation but I have one thing that I’m vain about and that’s my hair. Silly, desu ne?

It’s also been established that I’m financially screwed when I move here in January (or February) — or rather, I’ll starve. Guess I’ll pack a lot of pop corn.


Time: 2:00…maybe 3:00 in the afternoon Japan Time
Place: Northwest World Class Lounge
Destination: Manila, Philippines
Date: Sunday the 6th of November…apparently

Dude, this is pretty rockin’. We’re flying business class the rest of the way and apparently you get to hang out in this lounge because of it. There’s a food bar thing and PEPSI!!! VERY swank.

They also have this pretentious music playing… very Muzak…borderline Richard Walker’s. Hilarious. :smacks Grant in the arm:


Time: 6:10 PM Filipino time
Place: My cousin’s office
Destination: Camp John Hay, Baguio City, Philippines
Date: Tuesday

I lost track of how long I’ve been without writing…so I think I’ve been here two days…or something. Catching up from my last post:

Grant — What the heck did you do to yourself?
Chris O — About those pictures…
Al — HI LUV!! I miss you! Are you home yet?
Mark — Hah. That’s all I’m sayin’ and I know you’ll understand. Hah.
Anyone else reading this — still not dead.

Okay. Recap: Just for the record, Japan has the best process ever when boarding planes. Everyone just crowds to the front. None of this board by class or section crap. Ever so efficient. Best. Process. Ever. :sigh:

And then there’s the Philippines. The airport. The baggage claim full of boxes. The way you meet your families across the street based on the alphabetical order of your last name. The way you drive on the street. It’s all so…Filipino. I know Mark understands without question what I mean. As for you non-Brown, let’s just say you would all die if you didn’t have a Filipino guide of some kind. Heck, I know that I’m screwed if I ever want to visit after my parents pass away. I think it’s pretty safe to say that this is my last trip to the Philippines.

But the whole point was to see my family and that’s what counts. Before I get there, though:

My Kuya Joon (June? Jun?) drove my mom and me to the hotel where we were staying. Manila driving is worse than ANY city driving I have ever experienced. Seriously. I thought we were gonna die a couple times and not because of my Kuya’s driving!

Anyway, the point is we ain’t takin’ what belongs to…er, I mean, when we got to the place, my dad met us downstairs. It was weird. We hugged. My dad and I hugged . And the quirky thing about it was it wasn’t awkward. He gave out orders to the staff and they followed his instructions in such a way that made me think of him as a man to respect in this country. Like he was used to doing this…as if we have servants to spare where we come from. I couldn’t help but feel like the daughter of an important man. Sounds crazy, I know…but I think it may also have something to do with the fact that I know my dad’s side have a certain amount of money in this country.

The room was pretty big. It was very…Philippines. I wasn’t supposed to use the faucet water when brushing my teeth, though and that brought me back to reality. All the traveling started to catch up with me and I pretty much crashed…

We checked out of the hotel not long after getting up. Once again, that whole “important family” thing came back when my family’s driver came to pick us up at the hotel. My uncle Tony had him sent from Baguio City to fetch us. But first, there was breakfast.

I’m not gonna lie. Manila City is…dirty. We were meeting my dad’s school friend in Filipino Chinatown, not that different from any other Chinatown…just dirtier. On the way there, we saw the squatters and it was just like I remembered — tin roofs, dilapidated frames, bathing anywhere that there was semi-decent water. I made sure to stay close to my dad as we walked from the parking gravel (yes, gravel) to the restaurant, stepping where he stepped and dodging beggers and vendors as he did. (When we were driving away, my mom confessed to me that she can’t believe she used to swim in the overflow of water that would sometimes run off. Yeah, as in possibly sewage water. I muttered, “And you wouldn’t let me play with the neighborhood kids in the park…”)

Of course, heaven forbid we eat a normal breakfast. Well, my parents anyway. I totally got scrambled eggs and toast. The roasted pork tasted a lot like ham (“Sure, Lisa…some magical animal…”). Coffee wasn’t too shabby either, but once again, the reality of where I was made itself present when we wiped down the utensils and the plates. (You gotta do that everywhere you go here.)

The drive to Baguio City was going to be six gorram hours. Six. Seeing the Filipino not-in-a-main-city life (can’t say “country” can’t say “suburb”) reminded me why my parents came to America. I can’t really put to words what it was like, just that I know I am very fortunate and comfortable. Culture shock.

We ate a place called Max’s. I wanted to try Jollibee’s, a burger place that is number one in the country — the Philippines is the only country in the world that has McDonald’s in second place when it comes to fast food. But Max’s was…um…quaint, for lack of a better term. The bathroom was tolerable, I didn’t even need to use the toilet paper I brought. They actually had some of their own.

After leaving “civilization” I was reminded of the location of Baguio City — up in the frickin’ mountains. But the drive up was pretty, even with the colorful villages along the way. It was actually pretty cool. There are waterfalls and people swim in the river and springs (and do their laundry).

When we pulled up to my uncle’s hotel, the further travels were catching up with me. I would have crashed if I had the chance, but alas, no. The whole purpose of this trip had yet to come to pass.

The first thing I noticed about our room, besides the fact that I got my own room (it’s more of an apartment, really complete with a small kitchen) was the smell — hence the previous post. There is definitely an odor: musty and old and a very not America. I was wishing for a scented candle, or a match…Febreeze…

The most important thing was meeting my grandmother, dottering and forgetful though she may be, it was important to me. She kept forgetting who I was and asked my name about every ten minutes, but it’s all good. I got to see my last living grandma. (She lives here at the hotel in the apartelle across the way from our room.)

After a very Chinese dinner, my parents and I walked up and down the street. My dad put his arm around me and said that he wants to take me to a bakla.

“Doesn’t that mean gay?” (There was this part of me that constricted a little.)

“Yeah, but they do the best hair.”

Incidentally, since it’s the day after this remark, I got my hair done. And yes, he was “bakla” — he wore heels better than I do! I don’t know how I feel about it yet, really. I can’t tie it back anymore. :-/

So far the most important thing I’ve learned about being here is that I don’t belong. I am VERY American.

But I get to go horseback riding tomorrow and go to the bakery that my uncle owns.

Wait. No. The most important thing so far is getting down on paper my dad’s side of the family as far back as we can trace given our limitations. I had no idea that the woman with my grandmother was my aunt. My dad is ever so good about these sorts of things. (He didn’t even tell my grandmother we were coming and we’re playing a lot of this trip by ear.)

Back to boredom. Actually, I’ve written so Chris, hopefully there will be something to post when I get back Stateside.

Not dead

Quick note. Not dead. Smells funny. Finished a book on the frickin’ plane ride over. Suck. Have journal of events. Post later. Smells like fish. But not dead. Chris O — I don’t think you’d have much of a good time if you were here. Trust me.

Not dead. A little bored. But not dead. Only been a full day on the Islands. Write more later.