Remember how I told you all that last year, I made some comment in a meeting that “that’s unpossible” and how everyone kinda turned and looked at me like, “Uh, jess, aren’t you our resident English major?”
Well I had a moment like that again tonight. I was sitting in Darya’s room, watching Family Guy (the episode with the awesome “Me llamo es Brian” line) and I realized that I would have to take money out of my account tomorrow.
That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, that warrants a resounding “Soofa bitch!”
“Aw man, I have to take money out of my account tomorrow if I’m going to shopping.”
Didya catch that? That’s right. I said it. Out. Loud.
Going.
To.
Shopping.
…
………and I didn’t notice.
Darya started laughing at me and pointed out, “You realize you just said ‘going to shopping’, right?”
Oh no. No. NONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!!
It’s official.
I’m turning Japanese.
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For those of you who do not understand this folly, our Nova students are notorious for saying “I go to shopping.”
Soon, my hobbies will become “eating, sleeping, and driving car”.
My roommates were both very surprised. They said that it only took me two months to lose my English.
*hangs head in shame*
