No, Really, I Am an American

I admit, I’ve used Febreeze before. In college, it was because I was usually poor.

But I do laundry. It ain’t my favorite chore in the world, but I do it.

And then, when the laundry is done drying, I put it away. Or if something prevents me from doing so, I at least know which clothes are clean and which are not.

This is not the case with my roommate. He’ll pick up a shirt and smell it. If it smells all right, then it must be clean.

There is a pile of clothes in the other room and Darya was wondering which were clean and which were dirty.

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Darya said to me this morning that no one else is allowed to dishes but her.

I guess when she went to use the pan this morning, and when she took it from the drying rack, there appeared to be something still on it. Upon further inspection, it was the remnants of the dish detergent.

I think he missed a spot.