I love John, don’t get me wrong, he’s a great computer. He’s been very loyal and good.
But I can’t pretend I haven’t been thinking of getting a new l-a-p-t-o-p. I’ve been considering a MacBook. I already got a name picked out — Jack, which for the record, is yet another variation on “John”.
I must ponder this some more.
What sayeth my gentle readers?
